- Anders Johnson: You're lying your arse off, and you are the world's worst liar, with, uh, not much in the arse department, either.
- Anders Johnson: I'm sorry I didn't stay for the whole empowering blah blah blah blah spiel, but I didn't want to undermine your beautiful words by laughing so hard I wet my pants.
- Michele: In there. Do not make a sound. If you do, I have another use for the stick, the same technique they use on baby seals.
- Frigg #1: I am Frigg of the fjords. When I look out upon the icy waters of my Norwegian home, I think of the purity of rain fallen from the heavens.