- James Diamond: You should date me.
- Lucy Stone: You're not my type.
- James Diamond: Oh, so your type is not gorgeous and amazing and sensitive?
- Lucy Stone: My type is not self-centered or narcissistic with an Adonis complex.
- James Diamond: Yeah, well, my type is not Big Word Girl - and I'm done. You just lost a first-class ticket on Air Diamond, and there's no stand-by... unless you wanna make out.
- [shuts off the light]
- [trumpet fanfare]
- Kendall Knight: Gentlemen, the Day of Pranks is once again upon us.
- Katie Knight: Today we find out who unites the two halves of the crown to become Sir High Lord King of Pranks.
- Kendall Knight: Or Queen.
- [Kendall and Katie set down their crown halves, which begin to bond but are then abruptly snatched away]
- Jennifer Knight: Hear yea, hear me. As Mom of this manor, I hereby declare The Day of Pranks cancelled.
- Logan Mitchell: [referring to himself] Spread the word. If a kid is in need of a prank, they should see - the pranksta-gangsta.