Sunday Morning Rapture (2017)

Tom Lister Jr.: Self

Quotes 

• Tommy 'Tiny' Lister : The question is, ARE you ready for Jehovah's return? If Jehovah came back RIGHT NOW, WOULD you make it?

• Tommy 'Tiny' Lister : The Sunday Morning Rapture. If Jehovah came back RIGHT NOW, would you make it in?

  Marcus : Oh man that some fools man, no, hey my mom be talking about that crap sometimes, know? The Rapture, Jesus coming back...

  Tommy 'Tiny' Lister : Well y'all heard of Pac, right? Tupac Shakur, right?

  [everyone agrees] 

  Tommy 'Tiny' Lister : I did his last movie called Gang Related, and I had this opportunity to tell him about this gangsta called Jesus Christ. I punked out Shak telling him about who Jesus Christ was, to get HIM ready for the Rapture. So I'm telling y'all real talk, how many times you watch my movie?

  [guys start counting] 

  Tommy 'Tiny' Lister : Well I tell you what, listen up, this is the game we gonna play. If I make this shot, everybody's in church with me, alright?