-Let Me Out (2015) "movie" review: -I use the word "movie" loosely, because this "movie" has probably the worst quality I have seen since Redneck Zombies. I kid you not, every short film I was involved in through high school was better than this. Anyway, Let Me Out is about a house that causes everyone living in it to die, but it keeps their spirit there or something. I really was not paying attention after eight minutes of opening credits.
-I am just going to hate on this entire film. There was nothing redeeming about it. At all.
-The story was basically nonexistent and the fact that everything else was horribly distracting made the story not seem to matter. At all.
-The pace is worse than the Paranormal Activity sequels. Because nothing happened. And when something happened, it was boring and unnecessary.
-The unknown cast was unbelievable, did not know how to read lines or act, and just totally horrible. They make sci-fi original actors look like Golden Globe nominees. You heard me.
-The characters are all inconsistent and offer nothing in the form of depth, development, or entertainment.
-I don't even remember the music. So there is that.
-The effects are bad. The production value is bad. The quality of the film is worse than iPhone bad, which ruins any argument against the quality being intentionally low, because I didn't even know they made cameras that could film in 144.
-The worst part is that the film is worse than 'So bad, it's Good' because nothing in it is entertainingly bad, just bafflingly bad.
-So with no good qualities AT ALL, I will easily say that Let Me Out is not worth seeing. Ever.
-Content: Does it matter? There is some partial nudity, but I don't remember what else is in it.
-So have you seen Let Me Out? I have. Please don't. It is not worth it.
-I am just going to hate on this entire film. There was nothing redeeming about it. At all.
-The story was basically nonexistent and the fact that everything else was horribly distracting made the story not seem to matter. At all.
-The pace is worse than the Paranormal Activity sequels. Because nothing happened. And when something happened, it was boring and unnecessary.
-The unknown cast was unbelievable, did not know how to read lines or act, and just totally horrible. They make sci-fi original actors look like Golden Globe nominees. You heard me.
-The characters are all inconsistent and offer nothing in the form of depth, development, or entertainment.
-I don't even remember the music. So there is that.
-The effects are bad. The production value is bad. The quality of the film is worse than iPhone bad, which ruins any argument against the quality being intentionally low, because I didn't even know they made cameras that could film in 144.
-The worst part is that the film is worse than 'So bad, it's Good' because nothing in it is entertainingly bad, just bafflingly bad.
-So with no good qualities AT ALL, I will easily say that Let Me Out is not worth seeing. Ever.
-Content: Does it matter? There is some partial nudity, but I don't remember what else is in it.
-So have you seen Let Me Out? I have. Please don't. It is not worth it.
