Bob bought an espresso machine and Tina acquires a taste and a bit of attitude. Gene is on a boys' baseball team but he has no skill and less natural athletic ability. Linda finds The Deuce of Diamonds online; Tina thinks he looks like Dr. Yap's Prince of Persuasia. For a mere $495, Gene can learn to pitch, hit and field with the Major Leaguers, without using a ball. Bob is NOT spending that kind of money on Gene and baseball...it is better that he quit, with quiet dignity. But, quiet dignity has never met the Belcher family! Louise helps her mother pull off a heist, Tina has the ETs (espresso tremors) and Gene learns confidence the natural way: from a con man. In the land of the free and the home of the brave, Little League parents will always be Little League parents.
—LA-Lawyer