The Middle (TV Series)

The Ditch (2013)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

Quotes 

• Sue Heck : I don't go into your room and stare at your booger wall.

  Axl Heck : Hey! Some of those aren't mine.

• Attendance Office : This is the Orson High attendance office. May I speak to Frankie Heck, please?

  Sue Heck : [in fake accent]  Yes, this is she.

  [whispers to self] 

  Sue Heck : Why am I British?

  Attendance Office : Sorry to bother you. I'm just verifying that Sue Heck is home sick today.

  Sue Heck : Oh, yes. She's quite sick. Sick as the dickens, I'm afraid.

  Attendance Office : Well, please make sure she brings a note with a parent signature.

  Sue Heck : A note?

  Attendance Office : Yes. It's a requirement any time a student has been absent.

  Sue Heck : Very well. A note. I'll add it to my shed-ule. Cheerio!