- Eric Northman: You boys never saw me, understand? And the girl, what is her name? Adilyn, well you never saw Adilyn either, understand and you young man most certainly didn't get her shirt off, sorry I have to take that one from you but I have to.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Death ain't the end anymore. We all know that now. Death is just a fuckin' pitstop on a road that keeps on going, with no end in sight. So fuck you mom and dad. Screw your kisses and your hugs and your 'atta girls'. I'm going to become the one thing that you hated so much that you were willing to kill me for it. Because I'll be damned if I'm going to spend eternity lying by your sides. I would rather walk this world as a corpse then spend another minute thinking about you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Fucking eternity? Couldn't he just ask me to go to the movies with him next week? It's like all men are incapable of just wanting to date me.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Warlow wants to turn me Bill. Says he's been waiting on me going on six thousand years so now, guess what, his patience is starting ware pretty thin too and he's given me an ultimatum. The only way he will agree to help you is if I agree to become his faerie-vampire bride. So there, doesn't that sound like a conversation worth I dunno 5 minutes of your precious fuckin' time?