- Dangeresque: Man. That warehaus...
- [sic]
- Dangeresque: ... was full of action and suspense.
- The Chief: [calling out from behind the door] DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- Dangeresque: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- The Chief: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- Dangeresque: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- The Chief: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- Dangeresque: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- [looks up in thought]
- Dangeresque: Now where'd I put that case file...
- Dangeresque: [finding the case file he needs to solve] Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...
- [reads case file]
- Dangeresque: "The Swissblonkel Scenario: Unknown masked assailant attacked victim at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents, secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at scene. Reasons it remains unsolved: Need photographic evidence of the attack; Need physical evidence that was left behind..." Eww... "Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it". That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.
- [Dangeresque carefully stamps the "UNSOLVED" stamp on the case file so that it reads "SOLVED" instead]
- Dangeresque: That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.
- Dangeresque: [throwing up into a paper bag] I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
- Dangeresque: [looking out the window] Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- [he sees Strong Sad in an apartment across the way]
- Dangeresque: Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
- [Dangeresque and Renaldo leave in the Dangcaresque, but it breaks down; Dangeresque looks under the hood to see what's wrong]
- Dangeresque: Holy crap! It's a bomb!
- Renaldo: [panicked] A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
- Dangeresque: Uh, you're sitting in my car.
- Renaldo: Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.
- Dangeresque: I should have known you were behind all this, Perducci! Lemme guess, YOU reminded The Chief about that unsolved case...
- Perducci: Yep!
- Dangeresque: So I'd be distracted and you could plant that bomb in my car...
- Perducci: S'right.
- Dangeresque: But you know I'd defuse it in time and it would lead me right here.
- Perducci: True that.
- Dangeresque: But WHY?
- Perducci: So I could HIRE YOU!
- Dangeresque: WHAAAT?
- Perducci: I got an anonymous tip that tonight there will be 4 consecutive attempts on my life. And nobody has thought about more ways to kill me than YOU!
- Dangeresque: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- Perducci: You're gonna make sure these assassins aren't successful.
- Dangeresque: And if I just let them succeed?
- Perducci: Then Killingyouguy is gonna practice his namesake on ya's!
- Dangeresque: Mmmmmmm... GULP!
- Perducci: Do a security sweep of the place and gimme the ALL CLEAR once it's safe.