Avril Hall: Sara's BFFL

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Sara's BFFL : [into cellphone]  Sara, I just got to your house. I mean, come on.

  [pause] 

  Sara's BFFL : I totally can't. We cannot go to the party without, you know, the *stuff*.

  [pause] 

  Sara's BFFL : Okay, well tell me where it's at. I'm not going to be standing out here forever. Is it in your room? Is it in the kitchen? The back room? Where the fuck is your purse, dude? Okay. Wait, wait, wait, is your dad here?

• Jenner : You are my daughter's best friend.

  Sara's BFFL : I'm her BFFL.

  Jenner : Hold on, what... what is that, exactly?

  Sara's BFFL : You know, best friends for life... until the day that we die. We'll always be partners in crime.