Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Molly's Out of Town (2013)

Swoosie Kurtz: Joyce Flynn

Quotes 

• Grandma : [Mike, Carl, Vince, and Samuel are cleaning the gutters]  Where is that clueless knucklehead?

  Joyce Flynn : Well, we have a nice assortment on the roof.

• Joyce Flynn : Where the hell have you been, Romeo? You gotta put the screens and clean out the gutters!

  Mike Biggs : You gotta be kidding. I was up half the night with a colicky Carl. I had to keep driving him around the block until he fell asleep.

  Victoria Flynn : Quit whining. I haven't even been to bed yet and my buzz wore off about forty minutes ago.

  Vince : If you're jonesing, try hoofing the pine cleaner. I'm seeing double and I can't hear anything out of my left ear.

  Joyce Flynn : I sure am hearing a lot of bitching from a lot of people that live in MY house for free!

  Mike Biggs : [slight pause]  The lady makes a very good point.

• Joyce Flynn : [hitting a dusty couch with a tennis racket]  Jesus. It's like ten years of dusty farts in here!

• Officer Carl McMillan : Miss Flynn, I'm just here to say goodbye to Mike before I leave town to start a new life and try to mend this broken heart.

  Joyce Flynn : Well, don't get any tears on the floor, I just waxed it.