DuckTales: Remastered (2013 Video Game)

Terence McGovern: Launchpad

Quotes 

• Launchpad McQuack : You got your radio, Mr McDee?

  Scrooge McDuck : Aye, of course I do.

  Launchpad McQuack : Great! Then I'll be your eyes in the sky!

  Scrooge McDuck : I'd be happy if you'd just keep your eyes ON the sky, for once...

  [walks off] 

  Scrooge McDuck : What an airhead...

  Launchpad McQuack : [on radio]  Hey, I heard that!

• Launchpad McQuack : [on radio]  You haven't stumbled across a pizza joint down there, have ya, Mr McDee? I'm getting kinda hungry up here...

  Scrooge McDuck : I'm not even going to dignify that question with a response.

• Launchpad McQuack : [on radio]  This is Launchpad, Mr McDee! Come in, Mr McD...

  [crash!] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, what was that?

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, nothing, boss... I'm sure nobody was using that tree anyway...

  [Angry monkeys are heard on the radio] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, except maybe them... and them... and also them!

• [Scrooge comes across a stone disk with circular holes] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Oh, you must have come across an ancient Incan poker table, Mr McDee! How about I come down here and you deal me in for a hand?

  Scrooge McDuck : You come down here and I'll deal you a blow to the head! You're supposed to be keeping an eye out for trouble, remember?

• [a rumble is heard] 

  Launchpad McQuack : [checks his tummy]  Wasn't me.

  Webby : Then what was it?

  [a roar is heard again] 

  Launchpad McQuack : [frightened]  That definitely wasn't me!

  Scrooge McDuck : Whatever it was, it won't last long if it tries to get between me and the Lost Crown!

  Webby : Uncle Scrooge, don't go!

  Scrooge McDuck : Dinnae worry, lassie, whatever is in that cave is no match for your Uncle Scrooge. I earned my fortune by being smarter than the smarties, and tougher than the toughies. If anything's in there, it had better step aside!

  Webby : But I'm scared!

  Scrooge McDuck : Stay with Launchpad, he'll take good care of you!

  [goes off] 

  Webby : Stay with Launchpad? Gee, now I'm EXTRA scared!

• Launchpad McQuack : It was real swell of you to give Glomgold a lift home, Mr McD!

  [Glomgold and the Beagle Boys are in a paddy wagon] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Uh, I'll put it on your bill, Flinty. You can pay me back in, oh, three to five years - with interest of course!

  [laughs] 

  Flintheart Glomgold : I'll get your for this, McDuck! Mark my words!

  [is taken away] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Now there's a sight I never get tired of...

• Launchpad McQuack : [on radio]  I'm running a little low on fuel up here...

  Scrooge McDuck : Well, where are the extra fuel canisters?

  Launchpad McQuack : [awkward laugh]  Well, that's why I'm calling yah, boss. I checked the glove compartment, but all I found was gloves.

  Scrooge McDuck : You'd best find those fuel canisters, or the next thing you'll be flying is a model airplane!

  Launchpad McQuack : Okay, okay! Yeesh! Last time I ask you for help...

  Scrooge McDuck : Is that a promise?

• Launchpad McQuack : You know, Mc McDee, I had a thought.

  Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, why start now and spoil a perfect record?

  Launchpad McQuack : That's a good question!

  Scrooge McDuck : Well, I don't have all day! What was your thought?

  Launchpad McQuack : Come to think of it... I forgot.

  Scrooge McDuck : Launchpad, were you dropped on your head much as a child?

  Launchpad McQuack : All the time! Why?

• Launchpad McQuack : No worries, Mr McDee, I've got the coordinates for Shadow Pass locked in! We'll be there lickety-split!

  Flintheart Glomgold : More like lickety-splat!

  Scrooge McDuck : Glomgold!

  Flintheart Glomgold : Nice to see ye, McDuck! Especially since you've led me right to the treasure! To whom do I owe my thanks - your idiotic pilot, or did yeh play it safe and let those two wee ones fly the plane?

  Scrooge McDuck : You dirty cheat, only you could sink so low!

  Launchpad McQuack : And at 15000 feet, no less!

• [Webby communicates with the female yeti] 

  Webby : W She says she's sorry if she hurt you. She's just upset 'cause she stepped on a thorn, and can't get it out.

  Scrooge McDuck : A thorn? You don't suppose...

  [checks out the yeti's foot] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Here's your thorn, Webigail: the Lost Crown of Genghis Khan!

  Webby : The pretty crown, you found it!

  Scrooge McDuck : Aye, the poor creature was standing on it! Webby, I cannae thank you enough! I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Without your help we never would have found the treasure! Oh, and thanks to you too, ma'am!

  [the yeti roars] 

  Webby : [giggles]  I think she likes you, Uncle Scrooge!

  Launchpad McQuack : That's odd, usually it's me the ladies go gaga for...