In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about why the show took a break last week and why she's stopped drinking. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Chris Franjola,
Arden Myrin and
Josh Wolf talk about
Justin Bieber's pet monkey being quarantined at a German airport, Bieber also being charged for spitting on his neighbor who complained about his reckless driving, Bieber's Calabasas mansion being a refuge for his friends, a bunny costumed motorcyclist who was pulled over by highway patrol for not wearing a helmet, and
Chris Brown talking about getting his life together in an interview on
Today (1952). Chelsea chats with guest
Thandiwe Newton about her latest show
Rogue (2013), her upcoming meeting with
Queen Elizabeth II, and a prank she used to pull as a child which involved fresh horse manure. And Chelsea introduces a new member of her writing staff,
Thomas Dale.
—Huggo