Quotes
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Bree Davenport : What is that?
Chase Davenport : Bree, relax. It's just a fly.
Bree Davenport : Ugh! Why is it bothering ME when the foul stench of Adam is right there!
Adam Davenport : Lucky undies. Nine days in a row and no lightning strikes - that's science.
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Chase Davenport : You put my baby in the dishwasher?
Adam Davenport : Yeah, I had to. The toilet's too shallow.
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Chase Davenport : Adam, it's a plastic doll.
Adam Davenport : [gasps] That is SO insensitive. To you he's just a piece of plastic, but to me he's become a little fake person friend who almost never judges me.