- Schmidt: Cece and I, we have this connection. You know, it's physical... it's unhealthy. Look, I don't want to get too graphic with you, but I'm not just the plug with her. I'm also a socket.
- Schmidt: [in Mexico] Jess, I got this. I know how to handle these people.
- [hands front desk clerk money]
- Front Desk Clerk: Is this for me?
- Schmidt: That's for you to send your kids to college, or for you to send some fun up your nose.