- Darren: I'd like you to drive my mobile phone around London.
- Uber Driver: Is this some sort of joke?
- Darren: It's 200 pounds there. Or should it be more? How much to hire you for the whole night?
- Uber Driver: This ain't 'Pretty Woman', mate.
- Darren: 500. 200 now and the rest when I pick up the phone. Please, just drive it around. My wife is looking for me and my children are from 'The Shining'. Please, I'm desperate. I'm a desperate man. I mean, I'm paying 500 pounds to give the phone a ride in a car.
- Uber Driver: Go on, then.
- Darren: Lord love ya! Thank you!