The Simpsons (TV Series)

Black-Eyed, Please (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson

Quotes 

• Edna Krabappel : Only one way to get rid of her: the nuclear option.

  Homer Simpson : How much plutonium do you need? I must warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.

• Ned Flanders : I want you hit me in the eye. If you do, we'll be even according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.

  Homer Simpson : So you went and hired a law firm, eh?

• Dr. Hibbert : You'll need to wear an eyepatch for a couple of weeks, but I'm afraid you might never see another 3-D movie again.

  Homer Simpson : But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.

• Homer Simpson : Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.

  Marge Simpson : Homer, that's you.

  Homer Simpson : Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!

  Marge Simpson : [flatly]  Power.

  Homer Simpson : Union!

  Marge Simpson : [flatly]  Power.

  Homer Simpson : [Whispers]  Marge, you're really digging it on the "power," but don't worry. Because of the union, you're safe.

• Homer Simpson : Look at the size of that bird. I'd go Henry VIII on those drumsticks.

• Ned Flanders : How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?

  Homer Simpson : This is praying? Get me out of here!