Hiram Casas gets kicked off the show after a couple of episodes because his high-pitched voice and fuzzy tattoos were rejected by the Judges.
Ryan Ashley Malarkey, with her saggy taters hanging out interviews Hiram. Her first observation is that he spends all his time looking at the dudes and never notices her wardrobe malfunction.
Once the topic turns to lubes, Hiram warms up to her and discusses why he prefers vaseline to KY, and how he protects himself from parasites and diseases. Ryan shares some of her own tips, based on a lifestyle that rivals Grand Central Station when it comes to playing trains and tunnels. Afterwards they went to the free clinic to get coffee with Clean Rock Dud. Next season she will be back to discuss plastic surgery.