Archer (TV Series)

Un Chien Tangerine (2013)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

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Quotes 

• Lana Kane : Kazak? Hello? Kazak? Kazak!

  [Dog comes bounding up to Lana] 

  Lana Kane : Ahh, get away from me. What're you doing?

  Sterling Archer : WHAT are you doing? Lana, you can't beckon him and then rebuff him.

  Lana Kane : Beckon and rebuff whom?

  Sterling Archer : Kazak.

  [Dog woofs] 

  Lana Kane : Ooooh, he's not. He cannot be Kazak.

  Sterling Archer : Yes, he can, according to his name tag.

  Lana Kane : Ooooh. Son of a bitch!

  [Dog woofs and barks] 

  Sterling Archer : [Petting dog]  Well, technically, she's right, huh. Is she right? Who's a sonuvabitch? Are you a sonuvabitch?

  [Dog barks agreement] 

  Sterling Archer : Lana, look, he thinks he's people!

• Sterling Archer : [to Kazak, the dog, as villains are firing weapons at them]  See, that's why I said "scrooch down."

  [shouting out car window] 

  Sterling Archer : Lana, scooch down!

  Lana Kane : No, no, no. Archer, don't!

  [Archer fires a burst of rounds] 

  Lana Kane : Are you out of your mind?

  Lana Kane : No, although I am out of ammo.

  [Turns and talks to Kazak] 

  Lana Kane : OK, buddy, so here's the deal: A. Scrooch down, and B. Normally in this situation I do a pit maneuver, but if I do, this truck will flip, and if Lana doesn't die, best case is she's a paraplegic, and I marry her out of guilt, but after a few years of feeding tubes and colostomy bags, I start to resent her, and the night nurse is, like Brazilian, and 20.

  [Kazak growls] 

  Lana Kane : Don't judge me; I have needs, man. The point is, and it might be a shitty plan, but I'm gonna jump on the truck, and I need you to take the wheel and

  [Kazak woofs] 

  Lana Kane : exactly, so... Kazak?

  [Kazak leaps into the other truck bed and attacks the villains holding Lana]