Orphan Black (TV Series)

Variations Under Domestication (2013)

Jordan Gavaris: Felix Dawkins

Quotes 

• [Felix greets both Aynsley and her husband Chad] 

  Felix Dawkins : Hello, neighbors! Your bartender's here. I'm just going to have a quick word with our hostess and then I'm going to be right back to, uh, top you up. Yeah? Let's go.

  Chad Norris : [Felix walks Alison away]  It's a gay bartender. That's awesome.

  Aynsley Norris : Chad, shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids.

• [Felix exits a cab outside of Alison's potluck party] 

  Felix Dawkins : All right, Felix, time to party with the party.

• [Sarah makes a call to Felix so that he can be the bartender to Alison's potluck party] 

  Felix Dawkins : No, no, I can't bar tend. I've got a very handsome guest here.

  Sarah Manning : Please tell me you're not with the morgue attendant again.

  Felix Dawkins : No, but I plan to be.

• [Sarah asks Felix how fast can he get to Alison's place] 

  Sarah Manning : How soon can you be here?

  Felix Dawkins : To Scarberia?

  Sarah Manning : Yeah. And dress suburban.

  Felix Dawkins : You've got to be joking.

  Sarah Manning : I know, it sucks to be my sister.

• [Sarah greets Felix who arrives to Alison's potluck party dressed in suburban clothes] 

  Felix Dawkins : [Sarah laughs]  Oh, shit, I totally thought you were Alison. Have you looked in the mirror? There's a thing on your head.

  Sarah Manning : Shit, as they say, is completely sideways, Fe.

• [Felix bumps into who he thinks is Alison at the potluck party] 

  Felix Dawkins : Mmm! Alison. Another pint of chablis?

  Sarah Manning : It's me, Fe.

  Felix Dawkins : Oh, shit. Sorry.