- Leo Dooley: We need to do something to bring Mission Creek High to the 21st century.
- Donald Davenport: [entering] Ooo, maybe I can help.
- Leo Dooley, Chase Davenport: [together] No!
- Donald Davenport: What? I am a genius tech mogul. I could revolutionize your whole school. Why wouldn't you want me to help?
- Leo Dooley: Because every time you try to help, it starts in a good place, but then your ego takes over and ruins everything.
- Adam Davenport: Wait a second. New kid? From a foreign country? Do you know what this means?
- Bree Davenport: That you're not the only one we'll have to speak slowly to?
- Adam Davenport: No. He's a bionic spy. Well, think about it. Marcus was "the new kid" and look what happened with him. We can't take any chances. You hold him down; I'll strip him for parts.
- Adam Davenport: Alistair's a bionic spy and I'm gonna prove it, even if I have to learn how to speak Ireland-ish.
- Donald Davenport: It wasn't easy matching the sounds of a gravel truck unloading with a bear in labor, but I got it.
- Principal Perry: Fear. It's fear. And it's everywhere. It's the best smell in the world.
- Donald Davenport: I prefer crisply-minted hundreds, but whatever floats your boat, Perry Bomb.
- Bree Davenport: Since your subtle interrogation failed, I think it's time we try a different tactic.
- Adam Davenport: Or we could do exactly what we did before and hope for a different result.
- Donald Davenport: Look, maybe you guys are right. From now on, I will not let my ego get the better of me - which shouldn't be hard because I am so awesome at everything.
- Chase Davenport: Mr. Davenport, how are we gonna stop Robo Perry?
- Donald Davenport: We don't have a choice. You're gonna have to use your bionics.
- Chase Davenport: You want us to expose ourselves in front of the school board?
- Adam Davenport: No, he wants us to use our bionics in front of the school board.
- Alistair: Oh, terribly sorry to trouble you, but could you help me find me locker?
- Adam Davenport: I-I-I'm sorry. I don't speak leprechaun.
- Bree Davenport: Heh-heh. But he IS fluent in doofus.
- Bree Davenport: We've been torturing this kid all day. Maybe he's not bionic.
- Adam Davenport: [scoffing] Oh, Bree, this is America. He is guilty until proven innocent.