How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Ring Up! (2013)
Ashley Benson: Carly
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Ted, I'm desperate. Earlier today, I saw that wrist cuff, and I got a partial for Marshall. Did you bang that girl yet?
Ted Mosby : Don't get your hopes, or anything else up. I tried to connect with her, but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
Barney Stinson : Well, just go simple. Does she like TV?
Carly : [Flashback] No... but I'll watch 60 Minutes with you as loud and as long as you want.
Barney Stinson : Sports?
Carly : [Flashback] No... But I bet you look super hot playing Shuffleboard just slathered in Bengay.
Barney Stinson : Does she like books?
Carly : [Flashback] No... But I bet you do. I bet you have a big... thick... pair of bifocals.
Ted Mosby : She doesn't have daddy issues. She has grandaddy issues. I'm ending it.
Barney Stinson : Ted, I beg of you, don't quit on a body that won't quit. Ooh, ooh, that'll go sweet on a bumper sticker. That's going in the journal.
Ted Mosby : Did you steal my dream journal?
Barney Stinson : No, now get back in there before all your teeth fall out and you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for!
Ted Mosby : Bastard! We don't connect on a single thing! I'm ending it!