How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Ring Up! (2013)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : [Robin laments to Lily and Marshall not being able to get any freebies because of her being engaged]  You know what, I love Barney, but this ring thing sucks. This gross guy, brushed against my rack, and then apologized - and I think he really really meant it.

  Lily Aldrin : Sweetie, I know it's nice to be groped by strangers, but nothing beats the rush you get when that one special person looks at you.

  Marshall Eriksen : It's true. Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see.

  [looks at Lily] 

  Marshall Eriksen : I see her brightly, and more clearly than anything else in this world. You know what that is? That's love... and possibly alcohol mixed with some very powerful antibiotics.

  Lily Aldrin : And that's how Barney sees you - and I know that's how you see Barney.

• Lily Aldrin : Oh, my God, Ted! Your wrist.

  Ted Mosby : [looking at his wrist without the leather cuff]  Oh, yeah, I guess it's a little swollen, I must've strained it by lifting.

  Barney Stinson : I believe our dear friend Lily was referring to your other wrist. The one wearing the male birth control.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I was gonna go with chastity bracelet.

  Barney Stinson : God, is it possible to love you more?

  [Barney and Robin kiss] 

  Ted Mosby : Really? I just saved someone's life, and you guys are focusing on this?

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, you know what, guys, leave him alone. He is a hero.

  Ted Mosby : Thank you!

  Marshall Eriksen : [pauses]  You think your super strength came from wearing Wonder Woman's magic wrist cuff?