- Patrick Jane: [checking out the victim's sailboat] Seems like a civilized way to travel, don't you think?
- Teresa Lisbon: Are you kidding? Stuck on that thing in the middle of the ocean? It's like being in a prison cell with a chance of drowning.
- Teresa Lisbon: How does one person live in a house this big?
- Patrick Jane: Uh, let me see. By being very rich.
- Teresa Lisbon: That's not what I mean.
- Patrick Jane: Ah, you mean morally. Well, we've been called in, so it's likely that whoever lived here paid a hefty price in the end.
- Patrick Jane: Uh, Lisbon, I'm sorry, but I think we might have to go back to the crime scene.
- Teresa Lisbon: Really? That place was so creepy.
- Patrick Jane: Yes, but I'm worried we might have missed something because of that.
- Teresa Lisbon: Okay, fine, but no jumping out and yelling "boo" at me or anything like that.
- Patrick Jane: I mean, seriously, what do you take me for?
- Teresa Lisbon: I am not gonna answer that, 'cause I'm a nice person.
- Teresa Lisbon: [arriving at the crime scene] There is something off here. This place gives me the creeps.
- Patrick Jane: Normally I'd be tempted to mock your superstition, but in this case I'm inclined to agree. Ladies first.
- Patrick Jane: You know what gave me second thoughts about Elise Vogelsong? She read too many murder mystery novels.
- Teresa Lisbon: There you go. That's not police work. That's guessing.
- Patrick Jane: You should try it sometime. Now I'm gonna pursue Red John. Ciao.