- Beach Boy: Do you think that's weed you smell now?
- Lead Programmer: Keep the virtual camera on that sexy female elf!
- Pan: They... they're dancing...
- Beach Boy: ...yeah... just like the village people.
- Fildon: You're dancing?
- Dancing Monkeey: It's a dancing cave, what did you expect?
- Guard: There is nothing a little DP can't solve.
- Mother: You can DP me?
- Guard: You bet!
- Fildon: You mother fucker!
- Father: That's right... I fuck your mother.
- Lead Programmer: May the framerate be with them!
- Chef: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
- Pan: ...
- Chef: You kick his sister in the jaw
- Game Keeper: Bob Saget.
- Intern: It's not FPS, it's server ticks!