How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Final Page: Part One (2012)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Barney Stinson : [Mouthing]  I'll tell you how my day went you bastards, I spent an hour in a taxi unable to tell him where to go. So I got reamed out at work for being late. But at least when they asked who was too busy to work this weekend, I couldn't say anything, so that's my Sunday! Now I beg of you in the name of Destiny's Child... Say my name! SAY MY NAME!

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, I didn't get any of that.

• Ted Mosby : [Barney has shown Ted a diamond ring]  Oh my God, Barney...

  Barney Stinson : You unjinxed me, I'm free! If the bison in the nickel heard what you said talking about them they would diminish their population even further on purpose and if Lily wants a big wiener in her mouth she's got my number and I'm sorry you took all the rap for the farting in the car up here, that was me.

  [sighs] 

  Ted Mosby : The ring, what's the ring?

  Barney Stinson : Right, the ring. I'm gonna ask Patrice to marry me

  Ted Mosby , Barney Stinson : Are you serious?

  Barney Stinson : Jinx. Good, I need to say some things without you interrupting. Yes, I'm serious. I know that if you will talk, you will say I'm crazy, I'm over-correcting, I'm moving too fast, or that you would be wrong. I've banged my way through every bimbo in the Tri-State Area and it left me feeling nothing but broken, but now with Patrice, for the first time in my life, I feel settled and happy. I want to feel this way forever. So tomorrow night, on the roof of the World Wide News building - that's Patrice's favorite spot - I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

  [cuts off Ted] 

  Barney Stinson : You're jinxed. I'll unjinx you if you follow these two rules. One you can't try to talk me out of it and two, you can't tell anybody. Agreed?

  [sees Ted assent] 

  Barney Stinson : It's a jinx swear, so if you break it, I'll bust you in the nuts three times with a whiffle ball bat. Thank you, Ted.

• Ted Mosby : This is gonna be a long jinx. Like Yom Kippur services long. The only difference is Yom Kippur's a fast and this one's gonna be a slow.