- Sherlock Holmes: [examining a body] No shell casings,, no skull fragments, no brain matter. He was killed elsewhere and then dumped here.
- Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
- Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.
- [in the victim's office]
- Detective Marcus Bell: Appointment book. Maybe it'll tell us what he got up to last night.
- Sherlock Holmes: Unlikely he would notate trips to an underground Chinese gambling parlor.
- Detective Marcus Bell: Excuse me?
- Sherlock Holmes: That's what he was doing last night.
- Detective Marcus Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
- [pause]
- Detective Marcus Bell: Why do you think that?
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm glad you asked!
- Sherlock Holmes: [takes a sip] Ugh, what is this? I asked for tea.
- Dr. Joan Watson: That's what you got.
- Sherlock Holmes: No, I'm British. This is not tea.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Did you get any sleep last night?
- Sherlock Holmes: Hard to sleep knowing that a psychopath might have managed to ruin two lives from beyond the grave.
- Brendan O'Brien: [entering Gregson's office] Jun? What are you doing here?
- Captain Thomas Gregson: [to Jun] Well, thanks to this video, Mr. O'Brien was just released, which is bully for him, but doesn't make you any more of a citizen.
- Jun Annunzio: I'm still going to be deported?
- Sherlock Holmes: Depends. Were you serious the other day when you said that you two had discussed the possibility of tying the knot? Because if you were, Captain Gregson has already reached out to a friend of his in the City Clerk's Office.
- Captain Thomas Gregson: I can't make any promises, but my understanding is, if you were to get married today, that I.C.E. will have to back off.
- Brendan O'Brien: It's not how I thought we'd do it, but... sure!
- [Jun joyfully gets up from the sofa and embraces him. Gregson and Bell hide their smiles, while Holmes closes his laptop and leaves the office]
- Sherlock Holmes: [quietly] Good show, Mr. O'Brien.
- Detective Marcus Bell: Thought you could take a look before we wrap up the scene, but that was before I knew you were... dying.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Hey, I'm not your mother; I'm not your nurse. But if you die of exposure out here, I'm pretty sure your father's not going to send me my next check, okay?