[first lines]
History Student: [skips in] Hey.
[taps desks until Coach looks up]
History Student: What do you think?
Coach: I think you're not wearing your uniform.
History Student: What do you mean? I mean, it's Fourth of July, and I wanted to celebrate by wearing red.
[pops suspenders]
Coach: If you'd been paying attention in class, you would have realized the *British* wore the red. See this? British, redcoats, bloody backs, lobsters?
History Student: Yeah, that's what I'm...
Coach: Yes. Yes, we, the Colonists, the Americans, we wore blue.