Warehouse Comedy Festival (TV Series)

Randy: Sober (2012)

Heath McIvor: Randy

Quotes 

• Randy : [Hyper]  I know! I know! Anything could happen!

• Randy : The next 10 minutes of the show are just me grooming my Purple Noggin.

• Randy : Phenomena!

  Audience : Do-doo doo-doo-doo.

  Randy : Yeah, yeah...

• Randy : [Purple Puppet]  My point is that smoking is a strange thing to do.

• Randy : In all of my Bicycle Wankery, I never resorted to Lycra.

• Randy : [Alien Voice]  What are you watching, Grimslaw?

• Randy : Adelaide has a music festival for two weeks then it's just tumbleweeds and pregnant teenagers.

• Randy : Are you having a drink?

  Audience : I can't, I'm underage.

  Randy : How underage? Like, Creepy Underage?

• Randy : If you leave the show with one thing, my friends, leave it with your perineums!

• Randy : I quit drinking because I was too good at it.