VHS Christmas Carol: Live! (2022 Video)
Joey Richter: Bob Cratchit, Party Guest
Quotes
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Narrator : So Scrooge is working.
Bob Cratchit : And his clerk is clerking.
Fred : When in walks Fred, Scrooge's nephew! Hi, Scrooge, Merry Christmas!
Ebenezer Scrooge : What the hell is this?
Fred : Merry Christmas, uncle, God bless you!
Ebenezer Scrooge : What's so merry about it, Fred? Aren't you still super poor, aren't you still in debt?
Fred : Well, what's so shitty about it, Scrooge? You're still rich!
Ebenezer Scrooge : Oh, bah!
Fred : Uncle Scrooge, I'm just saying "hey" and inviting you to dinner on Christmas Day. You're my family even though you're a total dick.
Narrator : Scrooge looks in his nephew's face, he knows the perfect thing to say.
Ebenezer Scrooge : Bah Humbug! Bah Humbug! Christmas with you and your wife, I'd rather take my own life! Bah Humbug! Bah Humbug! Goodbye, good afternoon!
Fred : Okay, I love you too. Freddy's not surprised, he always knew.
Narrator , Bob Cratchit , Fred : There's no meaner dude than Ebenezer Scrooge!