- Aunt Polly: [to the three Shelby brothers at a family meeting about John's announcement of his intention to marry] Men and their cocks never cease to amaze me. John, Lizzie Stark never did a day's work vertical!
- Thomas Shelby: Can you make a toast?
- Grace Burgess: I'm Irish, I can make a million toasts. May you be in Heaven a full half-hour before the devil knows you're dead.
- Grace Burgess: I had the phone put in. It's in the back.
- Thomas Shelby: Hm. If I knew someone else who had a phone, we could call them.
- Thomas Shelby: I think you're the first Shelby in history to have a legal licence for anything. What would our granddad say, eh? He'd be turning in his grave. "Honest bloody money! Hey, in this house? Here?"
- Inspector Chester Campbell: What's the matter with you? He fell down some stairs.
- Sergeant Moss: This is not bloody Belfast.
- Inspector Chester Campbell: Not yet, but if men like him will get their way, it soon will be. So find some stairs, throw him down, and call the coroner.
- Inspector Chester Campbell: The only one to be spared would be your little brother Finn. He would, however, be lifted, as a juvenile, and dumped in that part of the adult prison where men have the most appetite for boys like him.