- Sara: [on mobile] Justine, stop what you're doing and listen to me.
- Justine: [on mobile] I can't stop anything 'cause I'm, I'm not doing anything.
- Sara: Well, this party that you are not organizing...
- Justine: This is a trap, isn't it? Okay, they said you'd do this.
- Sara: Well, I want to make sure there's going to be none of the following: jugglers, poets, clowns, strippers, gorilla-grams, chocolate fountains, anything on stilts. Oh, and Justine... No balloons.
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- Dorcas: So the next thing we know, my friend Tamasin realizes she's late for the school run, screeches off, clips him with the front wheel of her new car. On the plus side, it is a Prius, so this accident's had a small carbon footprint.
- Sara: Okay and, and how is he at this point?
- Dorcas: Oh, really shocked, really shaky. So I gave him three drops of rescue remedy and a Pulsatilla.