- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Oh, I so hope you don't get murdered. With all the death threats. Finding your killer would be like finding a needle in a whore stack.
- William 'Hale' Santiago: If we're gonna work together, I need you to be a little less All About Eve, a little more Steel Magnolias. You feel me?
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Which one was about the haircut that gives you cancer?
- Tamsin: How did humans take down a wolf?
- Bo Dennis: With this.
- [Hands her a vial]
- Bo Dennis: The Bartender poisoned him, then poisoned himself before I could question him.
- Tamsin: [Reads label] Bitch, this better not be your Lauren.
- Bo Dennis: I'm afraid so.
- Tamsin: Well, ain't that just a Shit Sandwich that eats like a meal.
- Bo Dennis: It gets worse. The disguise they were using so they wouldn't be detected by Fae was the same disguise Lauren used to fool the warden when we were in Hecuba Prison.
- Tamsin: Wait now, so one of your ex's took out the other?
- Bo Dennis: Well, when you say it like that it sounds weird.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Hale's gonna make a real change.
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh, yeah? Is he not gonna be such a dick anymore?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: My bartender is late and I have no one else to help me.
- Kenzi Malikov: No. You mean you have no other *humans* to help you. You know, I think I'm going to start a union for claimed humans. Bring in some change of my own!
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: You know, the last human to try that didn't fare so well. Jimmy Hoffa ring any bells?