Victorious (TV Series)

The Hambone King (2012)

Née Léau: Kwakoo

Quotes 

• [Cat, Robbie, and Tori are eating at Nozu] 

  Robbie Shapiro : OK. So tell me. How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants or do you just jump right in?

  Tori Vega : One leg at a time!

  Cat Valentine : I jump right in.

  [Cat takes a bite of her food. Mrs. Lee approaches Cat, Robbie, and Tori holding a bowl] 

  Mrs. Lee : Excuse me, Robbie Shapiro?

  Robbie Shapiro : Yes?

  Mrs. Lee : This is for you.

  [Mrs. Lee places the bowl in front of Robbie] 

  Mrs. Lee : It's a special tempura ice cream dessert just for Robbie. It's free.

  [Robbie grabs the bowl. Robbie tastes the dessert] 

  Tori Vega : Ooh! Can I have one?

  Mrs. Lee : No.

  Robbie Shapiro : So good, but why the free dessert?

  Mrs. Lee : Because you are the Hambone King!

  [Tori is concerned] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Oh, you, uh, you saw my video?

  Mrs. Lee : Yes, on theslap.com. You hambone like a champion!

  Robbie Shapiro : Oh.

  [Robbie smiles. Robbie waves Mrs. Lee off. Mrs. Lee notices Kwakoo nervously hiding] 

  Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo. Don't be shy. Come over here.

  [Kwakoo nervously approaches. Referring to Robbie] 

  Mrs. Lee : Kwakoo, just ask him.

  Kwakoo : Mr. Hambone King?

  Tori Vega : Oh.

  Kwakoo : May I have your autograph?

  [Kwakoo places a pen and a pad in front of Robbie. Cat laughs. Robbie smiles] 

  Cat Valentine : That's so cute!

  Robbie Shapiro : Sure you can, Kwakoo.

  [Robbie grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo nervously laughs. Mrs. Lee calms Kwakoo down. Robbie writes his autograph on the pad with the pen] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Here you go.

  [Robbie hands back the pen and pad back to Kwakoo. Kwakoo grabs the pen and pad. Kwakoo walks off] 

  Mrs. Lee : Bye bye, Hambone King.

  [Mrs. Lee gently slaps Robbie on his left cheek. Mrs. Lee walks off. Tori sighs. Tori takes a drink of her beverage] 

  Tori Vega : I'm gonna go to the restroom.

  [Tori walks off] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Huh.

  [to Cat] 

  Robbie Shapiro : Wonder why it's called a restroom.

  Cat Valentine : Yeah. It's not like people take naps on toilets.