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A critic's review an an actor's film about a critic
Horst_In_Translation14 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
"Howard Cantour.com" (what's with the space?) is an American 12-minute live action short film from 2012, so this one has its 5th anniversary this year. The director is Shia Labeaouf and even if the cast includes 1 or 2 actors that you maybe have come across in other prestigious projects already, I dare say that without Shia' involvement this film would probably be seen by almost nobody, especially with a solid dead of time passed. It basically shows us the everyday life of a film critic, his personal as well as professional struggles. I would say that overall the script was not good for this one, but the biggest problem were the performances in my opinion. Pretty much everybody (not just the lead actor) in this brief movie went so much over the top that I never had the impression I was watching real authentic characters, but almost always actors giving style-over-substance performances. I sometimes like Labeaouf as an actor, but here the overall outcome of his work behind the camera is very much on the disappointing side. I do not recommend checking it out.
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Actually quite good in what it does, but deserves to always have the plagiarism aspect associated with it
bob the moo17 March 2014
As you can see from the very low score on IMDb (current 3.4 of 10), this short film appears to have stirred up some negative feeling. Watching the film itself from the comfort of a site where everyone is an internet critic, it would be nice to think that such negativity comes from how bang on target the film is regarding internet critics (and critics generally) but as is very well known, it is not the case. Instead the voting reflects the circumstances of the film because Shia LaBeouf stole the script from someone else, making it into this short film without any credit or financial compensation to the original writer. This being revealing kicked off a wonderful series of tweets and apologies from the star of all those Transformers films – which became all the more wonderful as it turned out he also Googled for such things and then copy/pasted those too.

With all this in the background it is hard to watch it without trying to hate it, which is a shame because the film itself is not as bad as it would be nice to say it were. It does have teeth to the idea as we see a critic be influenced and struggle with his morals, looking down his nose at all others for doing the same job at him but being won over by the goodie bags and access, while also finding himself in the same position. The edge also comes from the way the film freely shows us the hypocrisy of the man and the clash of his self-importance and skewed view of his place with the reality of an open laptop in a coffee shop nursing a coffee for hours just to have somewhere to work. It doesn't overdo this aspect but just about gets the balance right.

The narration by Gaffigan is good and he sets the tone very well. This is supported by the soundtrack, which I didn't really care for but did work pretty well. The direction is good throughout because it plays into the attack on the critic in a way that is never crass but is well done – it could so easily have been a big Hollywood star getting petty revenge on the little people that dare to say Transformers is not as good as Citizen Kane, but although there is a bit of that here, it is never as blatant as it could have been. It is a weird film that way, it has much to like about it but at the same time you will find yourself struggling with it because it is a case of a millionaire attacking someone smaller and with infinitely fewer resources – and making that attack with a weapon he took without asking from someone equally not as rich or famous as him.
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10/10
Brilliant
nazhendricks8 September 2019
Whoever forced shia into making this film is sick. Review too short. Review too short. Review too short. Review too short. Review too short. Review too short.
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