They Came Together (2014)

Michael Murphy: Roger

Quotes 

• Roger : I want to make a toast. To my beautiful white daughter, Molly.

  Pam : Hear, hear.

  Joel : [confused look]  Wait, what?

  Roger : She is beautiful, isn't she, Joel? Skin pure as the driven snow. Completely unmongrelized. Uh... My beautiful Aryan princess, Molly.

  Pam : To Molly. Thanks, Mama.

  Joel : What the fuck?

  Roger : Joel, have you ever thought about how white people should be proud of their heritage, just like other people are?

  Joel : No.

  Pam : Do you realize because of the race mixers white people are now the minority in this country?

  Roger : It's a good point.

  Molly : Guys, let's not bore Joel. Justin, how's school?

  Joel : [cut to Joel and Molly enters her apartment]  How could you not tell me that your parents were white supremacists?

  Molly : I didn't think it was important, Joel.

  Joel : Not important? Are you kidding? "Oh, hi, Mom. It's me, Joel. Guess what? I'm dating this great girl. Her name's Molly. By the way, she's a Nazi."

  Molly : So they're a little eccentric!

• Pam : Want to see me naked, Joel? See anything you like? Take me, Joel. Shag me rotten.

  Joel : But I'm in love with your daughter, Mrs... Whatever Molly's last name is. Good answer! You did it, Joel. He did it, you guys!

  Molly : [Molly and Roger come out from behind the curtains]  Yeah. You're the first boyfriend I ever had to pass the test!

  Roger : I'm very impressed, Joel. Very impressed.

  Joel : Uh, thanks.

  Roger : I have watched many, many of Molly's boyfriends bend my wife over that sideboard and flunk the hell out of this test!

  Joel : Oh. Can I take the test again?

  [all laughing] 

  Joel : Please? Come on, I wanna fuck your mom.