- Rob: I can remember being, like, thirteen years old and it's, uh, Parents Day at school. And everybody's parents look the same, but then there's one friend of yours whose dad is, like, sixty-five. I don't want to be that funky, old dad because my cat won't let me have a kid.
- Jackson Galaxy: [walking down to the basement] You can definitely... smell the... the cat urine here; and, as you come down, it gets worse.
- Rob: Oh, yeah.
- Stephanie: Yeah.
- Rob: It's like going into...
- Stephanie: Yeah.
- Rob: ...Dante's inferno of piss.
- Jackson Galaxy: When cats are obese, they're carrying around extra weights naturally on their joints. When they're carrying around that extra weight on their joints, it can make them irritable.