- Chris Basset: Oh come on, dude! I told you it was a misunderstanding!
- Charlie Buchanan: Hey! Don't call my wife dude.
- Nicola Buchanan: Oh, darling. You have a concussion and a fractured ulna.
- Charlie Buchanan: A what? Ulna?
- [looks at Jess]
- Charlie Buchanan: Hello, Ulna.
- Charlie Buchanan: What's the collective noun for more than one body builder? A strain of body builders?