- Audrey Parker: Who are you?
- Will Brady: Just gear down there, champ. I'm the guy without a gun.
- Audrey Parker: That doesn't mean that you're still not dangerous.
- Will Brady: Right, because only the most hardcore criminals roll in one shoe.
- Audrey Parker: What do you see?
- Will Brady: It's a ram mascot. A sad and beautiful ram mascot. Nice work! You probably spend way too much time drink here.
- Audrey Parker: I actually, uh, live upstairs.
- Will Brady: Well, that's a tempting offer, but we have work to do.
- Audrey Parker: North Haven Rams. It's a men's basketball team.
- Will Brady: These guys look like a bunch of out-of-shape high-school teachers.
- Audrey Parker: Yeah, especially the guy on the left in that lame T-shirt.
- Will Brady: That's me. That's me!