VGHW (2022)
Jason Wexler: Jason Wexler
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Jason Wexler : I'm sorry Monet, you can't come.
Andrea Zanchetta : That's okay. I have a Grindr date anyway.
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Jason Dichter : You know what, I'll stay.
Jason Wexler : You'll what?
Guy From 2015 : Ye-- I will stay too.
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Jason Dichter : Why does he have a picture of a white and gold dress?
Jason Wexler : I see a blue and black dress.
Jason Dichter : That is clearly white and gold.
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Ben Samahon : You downloaded mods?
Jason Wexler : Uh, yeah?
Ben Samahon : That can give your computer viruses.
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Jason Dichter : So uh, what are you up to these days? You got a girlfriend?
Jason Wexler : It's Chris.
Jason Dichter : Chris is your girlfriend?
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Jason Wexler : Remy?
Ben Samahon : Remy? Like the rat?
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Ben Samahon : Now is this the Avengers way of time travel, or the Back to the Future way of time travel?
Jason Wexler : I don't know dude. This first one I guess?
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Jason Wexler : It's moments like this where I think if we were normal teenagers and we didn't have powers then we wouldn't be having any of these problems.
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Ben Samahon : Wait. Can we talk to our past selves?
Jason Wexler : Uh, no. Haven't you heard of the grandfather paradox?
Ben Samahon : Well of course I have. I was just wondering if you have.
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Jason Wexler : Ability like that becomes too unjust. Never have I known anything so sour.
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The Drug Dealer : I don't wanna lose my most loyal customer to an OD.
Jason Wexler : Don't worry about it.
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Jason Wexler : What the heck. Boys, activation has just been confirmed. I can see MiP's location, it's right here!
Ben Samahon : On your watch?
Jason Wexler : No on my foot, yes on my watch!
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Jason Wexler : Hey Ben, how about you plan on, I don't know, helping sometime soon?
Ben Samahon : I'm trying but it's not working!
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Jason Wexler : So I see you got older in the spiritual realm. I guess age affects you there too, huh?
Remy Erdman : Oh my god. Oh shit it's still small!