- Mrs. Khan: But Mr Malik takes Mrs Malik to lovely places. Do you know where he's taking her this year? Dubai. Three weeks. Just the two of them.
- Mr. Khan: I don't know who to feel more sorry for.
- Mrs. Khan: Why can't we ever go somewhere like that?
- Mr. Khan: Bradford's better than Dubai.
- Mrs. Khan: How is Bradford better than Dubai?
- Mr. Khan: More Muslims!