- Dennis Reynolds: [on phone] Hello. Who is this? Who?... Who is...? I don't know that name. Who? Who? Oh, oh, Waitress. Why didn't you just say that?
- Trevor Taft: [being danced on by Dee] I love how free and uninhibited you are.
- Dee Reynolds: [slurring words] Oh, yeah? How about I free that big fat snake in your pants and uninhibit myself all over it?
- [belches]
- Trevor Taft: I didn't know I was being filmed!
- Dennis Reynolds: If you're in my room, you're always being filmed.
- Dennis Reynolds: [pops off shirt] What do you think about this?
- Ruby Taft: About what?
- Dennis Reynolds: What I'm presenting you.
- Ruby Taft: I think you look really pale. Do you need some sunscreen?
- Dennis Reynolds: It's the first in the season. I haven't had a chance to get a base going, you know...?
- Frank Reynolds: Dennis? Dennis?
- Dennis Reynolds: What do you think of the pecs? What do you think of...?
- Frank Reynolds: Dennis!
- Dennis Reynolds: [goes to Frank] What?
- Frank Reynolds: I thought you said you weren't gonna hit on her.
- Dennis Reynolds: Am I hitting on her?
- Charlie Kelly: Oh. Yeah, I know. Okay? I was using you. That's why I kissed you in front of the Waitress. That's why I banged you a bunch of times, just to make the Waitress jealous. Amazing. You slept with me almost instantly. And by the way, a quality woman doesn't do that. She doesn't say yes right away. She says no to a man, for years, like 10 years. That's what a real woman does, OK? You know what you were acting like? A stupid little rich slut. And that's all that you are.