- Artie Nielsen: [to Claudia] You are going with Pete. This is a job. This is not a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
- Claudia Donovan: 'Sup, Jinksy? Why are you wearing a serious face?
- Steve Jinks: I keep telling you guys, this is just my face. I'm contemplative.
- Pete Lattimer: I don't know. I'd say it's more constapatetive.
- Myka Bering: That's not a word.