- Lucy: I was in a marching band that went all the way to the state championships, but all you can see is a serial killer.
- Virginia Chance: Yeah, well murdering three men kind of trumps a flute solo.
- Judge: There may be no mention of Ms. Carlyle's string of cruel, heinous murders.
- Jimmy Chance: Yeah but, she killed a bunch of people!
- Lucy: Your Honor, he mentioned the heinous murders and you told him not to.
- Lucy: [to the Chance Family] Anyway, here's my plan: You and Hope come with me to Tibet.
- Sabrina: Excuse me. He has a girlfriend.
- Lucy: I'm talking to my husband, bitch!
- Sabrina: [Lunging at Lucy] We'll, you want to...
- Virginia Chance: [Grabbing Sabrina] Easy! She's a murderer and you weigh 60 lbs.
- Jimmy Chance: [to Lucy] Are you stupid? My daughter and I, we're not moving halfway across the country, to Tibet, to live with a serial killer!
- Nancy Grace: The state screwed up and the last thing they wanted was the public to know about it. So they secretly dropped all charges and cut Lucy Carlyle a fat check.
- Jimmy Chance: But she's been gone two years. Where's she been?
- Virginia Chance: Shh! Nancy will get it out of her.
- Nancy Grace: [to Lucy] So it's been two years. Where you been?
- Lucy: Well, the last thing I wanted to do is stick around is stick around town where everyone would look at me like I was a serial killer. And after almost going to Hell, I decided I probably needed a little spiritual guidance. Ed Begley Jr. gave me a second chance and... I wanted to make the most of it.