- Neal Caffrey: Neal Armstrong?
- Peter Burke: Arms... arms. All those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At, at least it's better than Neal Handleman.
- Neal Caffrey: No, it's not. I like Neal Handleman.
- Peter Burke: Should have gone with Eisenhower.
- Mozzie: Fellow ornithologist?
- Bertie Slavkin: What kind of bird you watching?
- Mozzie: The kind that steals nest and flies south real fast.