- Joe Gatto: I never use the pick-up line to a girl: "What's your sign?"
- Sal Vulcano: Why? Who has? I haven't.
- Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano: [pointing to Q, who shakes his head] He hasn't.
- James Murray: [They all look at Murry] Sometimes it works!
- Sal Vulcano: Everything about you is giggety giggety. Quagmire! You look like him, you act like him, you think like him.
- Joe Gatto: Murry's the real-life version of an animated character.