Quotes
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[after being caught as the person who killed the victim by hitting him with a guitar]
Zeke : Do you know what it's like to play all those *crappy* street fairs, living on nothing but Ramen noodles, sleeping in a van for 14 months? And then he calls me to his trailer after the show and tells me that *I'm* out? I admit, I might not be the world's greatest bass player. But...
Richard Castle : No, but you sure can handle a guitar.
Zeke : Oh, come on, man! I didn't mean to kill him! We're finally about to hit it big and he wants to Pete Best *me*? For some *roadie*? I just... Oh! I just *lost* it! Ahhh! God! No!
Richard Castle : [whispers to the camera] You know, Pete Best was a drummer. I think Stu Sutcliffe would have been a more apt comparison.
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Keith : Yo, here it is.
Zeke : What?
Keith : The review from last night's show.
Billy Bash : Do we want to hear it?
Keith : Only if you like being called the next Nirvana.
Billy Bash : Yeah, right.
Zeke : [reading the review] Dude, he's not kidding. "Holy Shemp's future is now. They're about to explode just like one of singer Keith Blue's signature screams."
Keith : [screams] *Yeah*!
[the band cheers]
Billy Bash : Did you hear that? We're taking off, baby!
Keith : Hey, hey, where's James? They're comparing him to The Edge.
