The Office (TV Series)
Andy's Ancestry (2012)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.
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Oscar Martinez : [about Andy being related to Michelle Obama] You know, if there's another explanation I don't really see what it could possibly be.
Andy Bernard : What's going on here? I'm related to the First Lady, ok? Get over it. I still need weekly status reports from most of you, so... can we get back to work, please? Get back to work
[Makes whipping sounds at everyone]
Andy Bernard : .
Oscar Martinez : Andy, no! I would be very polite today.
Andy Bernard : Why, is it employee's day or something? I *cannot* keep track of these BS holidays.
Oscar Martinez : Your connection to Michelle Obama has certain negative connotations. Most likely, your family were slave owners.
Andy Bernard : Does anyone else think it's possible that I come from slave owners?
[Almost everyone raises their hands]
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Andy Bernard : Meredith is a blood relative of Lizzie Borden!
Meredith Palmer : Cool!