Lab Rats (TV Series)

Chip Switch (2012)

Tyrel Jackson Williams: Leo Dooley

Quotes 

• Principal Perry : Dooley! What're you doing in my elevator?

  Leo : I'm enjoying the music. Today is "Love Songs from the Nineties." Wanna dance?

  Principal Perry : Use the stairs! This is exactly how healthy kids become unhealthy adults.

  Leo : [looking her over]  Really? Are we having this conversation?

• [the Lab Rats decide to switch their bionic chips] 

  Bree : [to Chase]  I call your super-smarts!

  Adam : [to Bree]  I call your super-speed!

  Chase Davenport : [to Adam]  I call your super-strength!

  Leo : [to Chase]  I call good looks and charisma! Oh, too late. Already got 'em.

• Chase Davenport : Now, Leo, I have THE most important job of all for YOU. Now, once we get inside, I'm going to need YOU... to push... this green button.

  Leo : Yeah. And then I'll push the button that makes you stop talking to me like I'm FIVE.

• Leo : What would happen if three totally random bionic kids decided to switch their chips? I'm not asking for them. It's for three of my OTHER bionic friends.

  Adam : [clueless]  Wait. You have three other bionic friends? How could you not tell us? We could get, like, a mini-van and carpool.

• Principal Perry : [as the elevator goes up]  Did you push a button?

  Leo : No. You must have bumped it when you shifted your center of gravy... GRAVITY!

• Principal Perry : Hey, Dooley, I'm sorry for being so hard on you. You're not such a bad kid.

  Leo : Thanks. And you... are a tolerable, middle-aged authority figure.

  Principal Perry : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

• Principal Perry : Dooley! WHAT did I tell you about being in an elevator in an emergency?

  Leo : That if you get stuck, cats will eat your mom?

• Leo : [finally free of the elevator]  Oh, guys! Thank you for saving my life! I owe you guys.

  Chase Davenport : Actually, we're the ones that got you stuck in there.

  Leo : Oh. Well, then, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

• Leo : If you guys are gonna switch your chips before school, don't you think you should run this by Davenport first?

  Bree : They're OUR chips.

  Leo : Well, yeah, but what if something glitches out and you end up with Adam's gigantic head on Chase's tiny, doll-like body?