- Ted Mosby: People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.
- Barney Stinson: Get out your MetroCard Ted because tonight's the night we partied with the mole people!
- Barney Stinson: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
- Marshall Eriksen: That movie only came out *two* years ago
- Barney Stinson: What movie?