Archer (TV Series)

Fugue and Riffs (2013)

Judy Greer: Cheryl Tunt

Quotes 

• [Mallory and Lana are watching Archer from across the pool] 

  Malory Archer : Ugh. Now damsel up and get over there. And remember, you have to pretend you don't have a history together.

  [they watch the waiter bring Archer a drink; he sips it, then immediately spits it out and starts coughing] 

  Sterling Archer : For the... sour mix? In a margarita? What is this, Auschwitz?

  Lana Kane : [sighs]  I always do.

  [she walks away] 

  Malory Archer : Like a big brown giraffe.

  Cheryl Tunt : Oooh, or an ostrich.

  Malory Archer : [sighs]  Remind me why I let you idiots come.

  Pam Poovey : For the free rooms? 'Cause the only thing you are more than mean is cheap?

  Malory Archer : Oh, shut up. And just because you own this place...

  Cheryl Tunt : I think I just own the conglomerate that owns the holding company that owns the hotel chain that owns it.

  Malory Archer : Don't even think about screwing up our plan to cure Sterling's amnesia.

  Cheryl Tunt : His what?

  [across the pool, Archer is still yelling at the waiter] 

  Sterling Archer : Five ingredients: tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, ice, kosher salt! Oh, and sorry about the Auschwitz crack, that's... that's not like me. I've been under a lot of stress lately.

  Waiter : I'm not Jewish.

  Sterling Archer : Did I ask for your life story?